Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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