your thong is hanging out like whoa
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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