yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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