I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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