As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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