Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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