In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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