Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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