Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
