i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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