i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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