She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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