I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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