I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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