Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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