It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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