But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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