He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
