just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
