Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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