he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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