Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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