sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
