I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
false alarm. still invincible.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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