Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
not ubering you a puppy
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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