dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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