I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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