he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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