I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
