I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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