is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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