I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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