we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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