Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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