did you get engaged???
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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