Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm like, not good at living.
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