...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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