with your own penis?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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