im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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