She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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