I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
