Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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