there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You were trust falling into bushes
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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