woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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