I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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