Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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