If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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