What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
