it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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