doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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