You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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