So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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